What a bloody day!!!

I actually had a day off today, what shall I do I thought, go fishing? nah no rain rivers are low can't really be bothered.

Sue "seeing as you are off"
Back garden, the grass needs its last cut, there's some big trimming to do on the trees.
Front garden the bushes need cutting back (she saw the postie fighting his way through the jungle!) The front path needs cleaning and while you're at it the patio and path at the back........

Ok then definitely no fishing.

Got the rather old petrol mower out, it wont start (no fuel), drive to garage to get gallon of unleaded. Fill up tank, pull on the starter string (you guessed it string breaks inside the flywheel! BLOODY HELL!!

Try and find new secateurs she bought the other week (no chance), use old pair, break old pair trimming tree, get other old pair same result!!! Find new ones.finish trimming bushes at front.

Brush front path, break brush! metal handle snaps a foot from the head use brush with short handle, cut hand on sharp edge!! Bloody Bloody Hell!!!

Decide to take trailer round to front of house for all the trimmings (trailer has flat tyre!) FOOOOOK!!!!!

Cut grass with strimmer.

Going to "Hull Fair" tonight, daren't go on any rides!!